Yep, my pick. I would take the latest year available, preferably hardtop, and 6-speed of course. Should be about $50,000-60,000

I hope you never describe anything as "lame", unless it is a person with a leg disability.

This is the correct answer.

come on man, how do you think they decided which axle should be for steering?

I lived in northern VA for 1 year and I saw similar things several times.

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Cown Tawtch for me and my homies.

Man, this article has got my rant juices flowing. There is just nothing that a dealer can add to my experience. Why do they need to keep 600 cars in stock, with 10 salespeople just itching to rip me off? Why would I buy a car with 35 test-driven miles on it when I prefer to order it with 0.0? Why should I pay for a…

What's nearly as annoying are the people who leave the license plate frame on, as if it "protects" the plate, or something, I don't know why, exactly.

The best example showing how much dealerships care about customers is when they put a permanent sticker logo on each and every new car proclaiming what dealership it was purchased from. Love that.

I've seen numerous cars on the highway shoulder, just burning away after some sort of catastrophic happening. It's far from movie make-believe.

That was effing great. I understood the concept of a syncro but I never was able to visualize what it did while in action. Thanks b&w cutaway transmission guy!

during the 2000 dotcom heyday, our company bought a brand new VW beetle with custom company logo, because internet. I signed up to borrow it overnight and tried to do donuts in reverse in the parking lot of Best Buy. I failed at the donuts but nearly shredded the sidewalls.

They beat men up for wearing panty hose? Barbarians.

Don't feel jealous, I owned both of the cars in my photo, but the photo is over 10 years old. Personally I think the base models are more charming (and reliable), the one on the right was a loaded 16V with power everything, and it never ran perfectly for long.

I had an 88 Jetta (on the left). Base model, not a GL, not a G-anything. It had 13" steel wheels, 5 speed, no power steering, no AC, no power anything. It was dead reliable because there was literally nothing to break. I sold it, then a few years later saw it parked in SF with a little dent in it. Felt sad but proud.

If he's so popular there, why don't they crown his ass?

More Magnolia than Palahniuk, no?