You just belittled other people with your rare car.

No, he's your boss.

Damn, I felt bad for thinking the girl from Bridesmaids looked so similar to that girl on Mike & Molly.

Hours spent etching: 5000

I love mighty cocks. The best kind

WAR after a 1-0 start: 2.0

I thought it was strange that the trainer used the towel on the leg. Isn't it one of the most contaminated and infection-inducing things you could put on an open wound (or *shudder* bare bone)?

yoosunuvabich +1

Ugh, this just stinks.

I am pretty sure he wears Black Fleece by Brooks Bros.

Is it normal for college ex-athletes to use their college gym... forever?

Absolutely nothing wrong with wearing an argyle sweater vest. Absolutely everything wrong with wearing it over a long-sleeve crew neck Beefy T.

+1 fellas. My mouthfeel so tired from laughing

I guess he thought getting rid of the beard would make him run faster?

Old: Ronal Turbos, BBS 3-piece, Fuchs, Compomotive

It doesn't matter. Anyone who thinks they can taste the difference from a BRINE is lying or has watched too many Chopped marathons

My error on language - I meant a plain chicken breast. I've never tried it on a cutlet, actually.

If you are in a rush or just don't want to be bothered with making a full tub of brine for one chicken breast, a shortcut version is: mustard, sugar, and salt - coat the the cutlet, wait 30-60 minutes, wipe off excess and cook any way you want.

Harvard is the oldest fucking U in America. Sports Jagoffournalists need to use this in their soundbites.

Eh shaddup yeh facking panzi