+1 fellas. My mouthfeel so tired from laughing

I guess he thought getting rid of the beard would make him run faster?

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It doesn't matter. Anyone who thinks they can taste the difference from a BRINE is lying or has watched too many Chopped marathons

My error on language - I meant a plain chicken breast. I've never tried it on a cutlet, actually.

If you are in a rush or just don't want to be bothered with making a full tub of brine for one chicken breast, a shortcut version is: mustard, sugar, and salt - coat the the cutlet, wait 30-60 minutes, wipe off excess and cook any way you want.

Harvard is the oldest fucking U in America. Sports Jagoffournalists need to use this in their soundbites.

Eh shaddup yeh facking panzi

So, is that his shooting arm or his BOOTLEG?????

I have nothing snappy to say, except that this is exactly what at least a quarter of all eBay buyers are like.

Wow, this redesign is awesome! I read 1/3 as many Deadspin articles as I used to, and have no idea how what's going on on Gawker or Jalopnik (and nothing to remind me of such)! It really saves me a lot of wasted time on Gawker media!

I hate First Take as much as the next pseudo-intellectual but there is no turning back. Think of the economics: 3 salaries for 2.5 hours of every day (4.5 if you count re-cast), and it is near the top of the ratings heap for non-game airtime. Bayless is a heel and he knows it, the more people hate him, the better…

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Each time a person tries to click a button, it adds +/- .1 sec of possible error, presuming the person is experienced. If you hand-time it start and finish, you are looking at +/- .2 seconds error, at minimum.

Best of the best. fukk

She lookin foine

Glutinous rice is delicious.

Why all the Cowboy fans in Bakersfield-ish? Is it because of actual rodeos there? That sounds preposterous.

You Lie

She might be trying to pass for a fast break.