Zaronius
Zaronius
Zaronius

First of all, Juniors run on 39 inch hurdles which as far as I can tell is where RGIII's best time of 13.46 comes from. Olympics and other IAAF 110HH is run at 42 inches. Most fit grown men cannot even hurdle 42 inches once, that is how damn high Oly high hurdle is. Seriously, you need about a 13.15 to make the 3rd

Why are there even diff'rent strokes in swimming? Might as well add both a "run backwards" and "one-legged" 100 meter sprint.

If I ever did a similar brainfart, I would be accused of having Mahiedine my ass.

[Ving Rhames voice]: Heh, this mothafucka...

JLA-ESQ: Jer, this is it, I don't want to be negative but you should be mentally prepared for both a guilty or not guilty sentence today. As bad as it sounds, it could happen [cackle].

damn son

i liked that one, i mean 2, i mean 3...

fire

there it is

All that matters is year-to-year ratings, not June compared to January. No one wants these 2 clowns to disappear more than I do, but this article itself is not far off from the Bayless Method: stir shit up for ratings

+1 Thanks for this, I haven't seen those craft eyeballs since grade school.

Jesus, this is horrific. I stopped listening after the CPR instructions started. I don't even want to hear about how she had to push down on his chest, etc when he was already dead.

+1.3 (ppg as a varsity point guard, that is)

I've never seen an individual who looks like he works in a cell phone kiosk more than the man pictured.

Not since Nicki Minaj has a completely irrelevant person enthralled me so much.

I'm still stuck on square zero: there is no way Pudgy Katie Holmez Uglier Little Sister picture is same girl as Elin Nordergergrenn's Hot Blonde Sister picture.

Boston: rated nicest racist city to live in America, 60 years running.

There it is.

+100

I'm as racist and bloodthirsty as the next homophobic bro-ham but I thought Braveheart was a terrible movie. The reason why no one cares about Mel's return is because there is no benefit to it: his movies are not interesting even from a racist viewpoint. I'd seriously much rather watch Triumph of the Will.