If I ever did a similar brainfart, I would be accused of having Mahiedine my ass.

[Ving Rhames voice]: Heh, this mothafucka...

JLA-ESQ: Jer, this is it, I don't want to be negative but you should be mentally prepared for both a guilty or not guilty sentence today. As bad as it sounds, it could happen [cackle].

damn son

i liked that one, i mean 2, i mean 3...

fire

there it is

All that matters is year-to-year ratings, not June compared to January. No one wants these 2 clowns to disappear more than I do, but this article itself is not far off from the Bayless Method: stir shit up for ratings

+1 Thanks for this, I haven't seen those craft eyeballs since grade school.

Jesus, this is horrific. I stopped listening after the CPR instructions started. I don't even want to hear about how she had to push down on his chest, etc when he was already dead.

+1.3 (ppg as a varsity point guard, that is)

I've never seen an individual who looks like he works in a cell phone kiosk more than the man pictured.

Not since Nicki Minaj has a completely irrelevant person enthralled me so much.

I'm still stuck on square zero: there is no way Pudgy Katie Holmez Uglier Little Sister picture is same girl as Elin Nordergergrenn's Hot Blonde Sister picture.

Boston: rated nicest racist city to live in America, 60 years running.

There it is.

+100

I'm as racist and bloodthirsty as the next homophobic bro-ham but I thought Braveheart was a terrible movie. The reason why no one cares about Mel's return is because there is no benefit to it: his movies are not interesting even from a racist viewpoint. I'd seriously much rather watch Triumph of the Will.

Still don't understand how she doesn't have any injuries, other than a tired wrist.