All my calculations come to the result of Potato. But it’s 1:47 AM here and I’m drunk, so Tomato can also be an answer, depending on the observer.

Oh good.

At face value, this type of marketing, for me, is fun. I gave up an email address - because that’s what throwaways are for, right? - in order to see where all of this is going with the whole Lex/OS thing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

For a $5 donation, kickstarter will let you know when they solve the case.

Perhaps the Group should have done less “Torquing” and more developing.

what’s that thing about a fool and his money again?

Dat gif doe....

Sort of like US dollars. Heyo....

Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan? Are you serious? The Russians got their asses handed to them there... just like pretty well anyone else who gave that road a go.

Yeah, I’m sure the physicists just ignored physics.

Really? Because it seems like they’ve been arguing about this for a while now, three years plus.

Let’s be honest, neither nation is particularly interested in the truth here. Turkey has been warning Russia about flying too close to the border for pretty much the entire time Russia has been operating (publicly) in Syria. Russia on the other hand, is trying to tell NATO countries to stay out of Syria because they…

right, until you actually do care about something, and then suddenly there’s child porn in your history and they’re using everything against you that they have because you decided to use your voice.

How much of a dolt would someone have to be to actaully believe this?

They will continue doing the exact same thing (and far worse) under some other program you don’t know about. The vast majority of NSA spying isn’t even covered under the Patriot Act, it’s from unilateral executive order.

If that’s the case it means they’ve already got another secretly authorized program up and running, with a different codename, that’s even worse. And which Snowden doesn’t have any leaks on. Gotta use that gigantic new data center somehow.

Sure they will. Sure they will. Uh huh. You bet.

What is the point of that GIF? I swear does every post need a GIF now?

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