Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

oooh... I can't resist.

I totally get that people need to eat. Sometimes, you're traveling the whole day with limited connection times and can't sit down to a meal. You grab something to eat on the plane. But you don't have to bring an onion and garlic salad marinated in pickle juice with Limburger cheese.

There was some debate in our chat room about which choice of words is funnier: crotch, or dick and balls? I maintain that "dick and balls" is funnier as long as you say it properly, it has to roll out quickly like one word: "dickandballs." Anyway, what say you, readers?

They both seemed very calm and collected considering the circumstances. Respect.

Where are the pivot charts? No VBA? Not even a goddamn surface diagram.

The fucker got caught already, tries to play some mental disorder card. Tho the story got large media coverage already and judging by teh car (not an X6M), he's not rich enough to avoid jail.

It's that time of the decade when we all have to remember that Toys was a movie!

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

And every one of those Prius drivers are assholes.

Los Angeles, CA - Prius...kill me now.

The decor looks familiar but mini-giraffe is missing

One of my friends just picked up a 2000 M5 with the factory sat nav and 2000 era DVD. He said it feels like he's watching an old nintendo as he's going down the road.

Maybe we close our eyes because our pupils dilate. Or maybe because staring into someone's eyeball from an inch a way is FUCKING CREEPY.