Holy shit, you really got set off when I mentioned the possibility of you liking shows like DBZ and Naruto. And instead of saying that it totally wasn't true, you completely dodged the question!

Did everyone forget that TellTale also has Tales of Monkey Island, THREE Sam and Max Seasons, and Strongbad's cool game for attractive people? They have more comedy under their sleeve than drama.

Are you talking about Ouya? Because that was a dedicated Android game platform. A dedicated Android media platform is quite a bit more likely to succeed IMO.

Wait, this game is coming out for release? I, wow, all quiet on the new MMO front from my friends. That doesn't bode well.

Open world PVP will always be better than playing the same 3 mini games over and over again.

:/ queued instanced PVP :/

No you jackass, I have real friends. Y'know, people who respect me enough to not fuck up my hobbies. Not the stupid, juvenile description of friends you apparently have, where you just piss on each other for fun.

What happened at SXSW that makes the author sorry for the people who were there?

In case you weren't at SXSW this weekend—and my deepest apologies if you were—Telltale has recorded their full panel on Tales from the Borderlands, the upcoming adventure game set in Gearbox's sci-fi world.

It'd be a hard sell. As soon as anyone looked at your collection of supposed "PS4" games and noticed there were more than 3 of them, the gig would be up.

whats stupid is that Spider-Man isn't part of the Marvel cinematic universe.

That looks amazing and my slovenly American fat ass wants one. Where can such divine beauty be ascertained?

This is how I remember it happening.

Oh man... Jason, please bear with me here.

My father's name is Edgar. I loved him to death, and he actually passed away last year. He gave me something that I would never ever lose, and that was the courage to be myself. (This has a relevance to your article, so hear me out.)

Dear Jason and Kotaku,

I'm married w/ 2 kids and a Manager at one of the largest websites in the US. I still love to play JRPGs and could give a crap what most people might think about it. A lot of that is I'm far more successful than the vast majority of people who might want to judge me. I also just don't care, I still enjoy tv,…

This fan version holds a special place in my heart.

While it wasn't a Tetris game, the theme was also remixed for Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

I actually found out about Ken's opinion on Elizabeth porn halfway through making this. I genuinely considered cancelling it as I'm a really huge fan of Bioshock and have a lot of love and respect for the games.