Shut up and take my money!

Skyrim: The Pre-Sequel

I await the day when the bible has a disclaimer on the cover. Kinda like this. Scratch that. EXACTLY like this.

Oh god, what have you done?

Dr. Strangeluigi or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Wii U

I can't solve the digital cube. There's no option to pull the stickers off.

Let them eat Gold :).

You should see my PS1 games. They're all nearly in mint condition with the exception of a few of them. I'm that guy that when I go to GameStop to buy preowned I make them lay out all the copies on the counter and I go over them like a fine wine.

Way to go guys. You ruined my "I Can't Believe It's Not Irreconcilable Differences!" Margarine roll out.

All this just to play Flappy Birds 3D?

This again. Freedom of Speech does not protect you from other people getting mad about what you say. Freedom of Speech, as some kind of general principle allowing you to be an asshole and having everyone just stand back and pretend like it's not happening, is not a thing.

I found this one.

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They say the crowd went home with a great souvenir that day

Hercules check!

I can't believe I portrayed his majesty in such an undignified fashion! Here's his true appearance.

A shark you say? Nope, can't say I've seen one. Haven't seen an octopus father either. Are you feeling alright?

hidden the best way I know how