@msmooth1: Oh, boy!

@Technogamer1992: This and this might explain it better.

@Sonira - Double X Chromosomes: If I am I've not got to that bit yet.

@Zaphod Beeblebrox the 1st: We all want a gold wrench. Some would say we already have a gold wrench that lives in our hearts and minds, but I say those people are in need of being hit with a gold wrench.

There was an incident involving some Australium and a time machine.

Thank you Mario, but our princess is on another console.

We used to have at work about 20-30 Dell Optiplex GX280 PCs across all our offices, every single one of them had a temperature sensor capacitor failure that caused the CPU fan to spin so violently it sounded like it was about to take off.

As long as my gin and tonic is kept topped up and below room temperature, I welcome our new robotic bartenders and overlords.

@Michael Dukakis: Yes, strike them down first before they organise and get hold of depleted uranium bullets.

@Swordfyre: Let's add Antarctic Adventure 3 to the list whilst we're at it.

To help reduce the load I propose we have an essay contest instead of a photoshop contest this weekend.

Tottenham? Well I suppose someone has to support them considering they're supposedly Europey League class.

Would this be the first 747 to be powered by Vespene Gas?

I'm in the office during the England v Slovenia game but we're going to be streaming it online courtesy of Auntie Beeb's website for our staff. I however will be doing my bit by NOT watching the game. Unless of course you want me to hex it then I might.

@dowingba: Or widen the screens, shrink the top frame and raise the control pads slightly. Now where've I seen that design like that before...

@shatteredempathy: The obvious answer is so left handers like myself aren't forced to use the stylus right handed if we want to take advantage of analogue and stylus control at the same time. Won't happen though as, the dextro-orientated majority don't really give a care about us southpaws.

@PuppetDoctor: Technically there is an account system already. Nintendo already tracks what titles you've downloaded if you've linked your Wii/DSi to your Club Nintendo account, surely it can't take that much work to allow you to link another console in there and do a transfer be it one way or synced across all of…

@umaxyome: With a shoryuken?

@mindsale: Rotozoa (or Penta Tentacles as it was strangely named when released in Europe last month) plays a bit like a cross between FlOw, Blush and with Electroplankton style graphics. Unlike FlOw though there's an actual goal in mind.

@Jimmy_Jazz: No. He's pointing to where the 1up is on world 1-1.