But we don’t need unions or collective bargaining or wage laws because each individual server can just use the vast power and leverage they hold to stop the managers from doing this sort of thing. Also I have a magic unicorn rabbit that shits skittles.

Let me just get the Pinkham’s Law out of the way, because I don’t see any yet and I’m SURE it’ll happen-

ARGLE BARGLE BUT RESTAURANT MANAGERS WORK HARD TOO AND NEVER GET TIPS DID YOU KNOW RESTARANT MONAGERS CARE ONLY ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THE RESTESRAUNT AND ARE SELFLESS ANGELS TO WORK AS HARD AS THEY DO FOR THE…

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

The ingenious waitress’ name has been lost to history, but the Legend of The Waitress With The World’s Driest Sense Of Humor is still whispered to this very day.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

I don’t want the free hard drive, I just want this at a better price.

I don’t want the free hard drive, I just want this at a better price.

What amazes me is how many people still complain that all a woman has to do is accuse a man of ANYTHING and he’s “locked up for life.” The reality is so far in the other direction.

This is horrible and tragic, but sadly it is completely unsurprising. Of COURSE a man with that history would escalate to murder—it’s a shame and a disgrace that people like him aren’t kept behind bars the first two or three or jesus christ how many times they are caught beating up women.

What the hell. If I’m understanding this correctly he committed multiple crimes before murdering 3 women. But he served less than a year for assault and stealing a car?

Isn’t Pizza Rat the guy who owns Papa John’s and threw a tantrum over the ACA?

I’m glad the racist fuck used the word “settled”. With the number of people who reflexively roll their eyes when someone suggests gentrification is a bad thing, it’s a breath of fucking fresh air when a white person temporarily drops the facade and actually says what they mean to say minus the dog whistles. I settled…

The banker stole a town from the hipster who stole the town from the black man who was forced there by the white man who originally stole the land from the red man.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

I heard that if they feel threatened, gays can charge and gore you with their horns.*

Just to be clear, by ‘Devil’s Advocate’ you really mean ‘Homophobe Apologist’, right?

Separate but equal is never equal. Gay bars are called gay bars because all other bars are straight bars. Defining a bar as gay allows for the lgtbq individuals to feel safe because all other bars may not be. Btw saying you are playing devils advocate usually means I am a dick but I am pretending I am not.

I’ve never understood the “what about the children” homophobia defence. I have never had a child approach me to tell me that I’m making them uncomfortable, or respond to myself and a partner with negative facial expressions or body language.

I almost got into an all out brawl with my ignorant sister-in-law about this. We were out for dinner and a gay male couple were kissing at a nearby table. She starts stage whispering “I’m not homophobic but there are KIDS here”. To which I replied “You are the definition of homophobia”. A great battle ensued, the…