Tazer in the steering wheel. Do you know how long you could zap someone with a Tesla sized battery pack? Totally different kind of range anxiety

Okay, you convinced me. My new updated anti-carjacking system will blast the perp in the face with pepper spray and paint balls in the nards while blasting Justin Bieber on the radio.

Nah pepper spray is messy. The button should just rapidly fold the front seat forward and slide forward mechanically till it locks firmly wedging suspect against the steering wheel. Once locked against the steering wheel it will then emit a warning “Authorities are on the way...hold still.... if you continue to…

Am I missing something? At which point did he say he was going there via desert and jungle trail? Read the requirements list again and give me one good reason why the butt of all Jalopnik jokes isn’t the best answer:

But he would only be driving in 1 RHD country.

Vanagon Syncro. They can go anywhere, you get get them as a full Westfalia camper setup, and you can drop a Subaru motor into them.

Are the Xterra though? I thought that was a US only vehicle? I thought the rest of the world got the Patrol.

When I was a kid, a $250 repair bill meant that I would figure out how to fix it myself, or I wouldn’t have a functioning car anymore.

A hunk a hunk a burning love

guess you’ve never seen a z1 before. significantly smaller in every dimension than the 1 series. but don’t take my word for it

Same in every Asian country I’ve been to.

I almost did a spit take when I got to the last image. Thank you.

Japan’s police use a standard paint scheme nationwide so they’re a lot easier to spot:

My favorite pic of him, right after he won the championship.

“MotoGP Champ Nicky Hayden In Serious Condition After Being Hit By Car On A Bicycle”

Nice write up, I’m looking forward to an article about the mitsu 4g63 now.

No, that’s more of a Shelbyville kind of thing.

This is what really happened.

Keep Chip Foose out of it. The world needs less two-tone cars with orange pinstripes.

Who is this Mike Brewer guy? Is he the not-funny one that I fast forwarded past to get to more Edd China segments?