If someone else has a bad day at work they still get paid their entire salary, right? I usually tip closer to 25-30%, if it’s bad service I’ll go down to 15%.

Zuckerberg gave $100 million to Newark schools. Poisoning kids by replacing pipes would have been a great place to put.

The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Arm all toddlers!

I sure hope she has good health insurance and doesn’t have to rely on that Liberal Obummer Care....

I have to get a mandatory education before I can obtain a driver’s license. It boggles the mind that in some places you can buy a weapon specifically designed for killing without the same rule.

My grandfather owns a couple of rifles that he uses for hunting (which I hate but whatever) but he always keeps his guns in a safe. Even though all the grandchildren are adults, he still keeps it in a fucking safe. Because that is the logical thing to do, since it is a fucking gun. He’s also a Jon Stewart loving man…

My right to undergo expensive healthcare(that i might not be able to afford...) due to my negligence and moronic bragging trump your caution and pleas for regulation.

Not to mention she calls her gun a toy and “plays” with it.

Well, if she insists….

WAY too many of these “Don’t be a fraidy cat of my gun” intimidater types don’t have the FIRST CLUE as to how to store or handle them safely.

It’s time for mandatory education before purchase, ‘cause these people just aren’t getting it done.

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps

I think DCFS is already on it. The child is with his grandparents.

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

I know. I’m having ‘Jamie Guilt’.

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

The abstemious life of self-denial is not for me, my friend. No matter how long one can manage to soldier on with gritted teeth.

But seriously. I don’t understand the point of taking all of the fun out of life just to have to endure a longer life without fun. What’s the point? I am genuinely baffled.