The abstemious life of self-denial is not for me, my friend. No matter how long one can manage to soldier on with gritted teeth.

But seriously. I don’t understand the point of taking all of the fun out of life just to have to endure a longer life without fun. What’s the point? I am genuinely baffled.

*takes a drag off cancer stick*

I agree.

Many times, in families where a loved one has a mental illness, they disappear so many times that the family becomes accustomed to them coming and going.

Wouldn't she have died of dehydration first?

I kind of wish 100% of teachers would just go on strike for a month. Maybe then people will stop holding them to such impossible standards and learn to appreciate how they have to put up with other people’s shitty kids all day long.

Boys will be boys!

So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

It works out perfectly: you can’t discuss sane gun control measures at any time immediately following a mass shooting, and in America there will ALWAYS be a mass shooting, so we can never discuss gun control, which will continue to ensure that there is always a mass shooting, which will continue to ensure we can never…

“Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback called the shooting a tragedy Friday, and told reporters that it was too soon to discuss any need for stricter gun control laws.”

Its almost like people with tempers or impulse control issues should be the de facto shooter profile and not the mentally ill.

This is Cat Lady:

Second hottest cat woman ever! Julie Newmar will always be my number one!

In your defense, it’s pretty obvious you have no idea what female skin looks like in real life.

This is one that’s easily ignored. It’ll be gone in another week.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.