ZachSwift
Zach Swift
ZachSwift

I am right there with you.

This is one that’s easily ignored. It’ll be gone in another week.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

They have to tell you if they are the shooter. Everyone knows this.

“No I’m just tired” as a response to that question is a headscratcher.

I bet it’s an absolute shitstorm going down at uber HQ right now, wherever that may be.

That HIV/AIDS is almost entirely preventable is a fact. That a little personal responsibility is all that’s needed to prevent it is not.

Condoms break and people rape.

So you think that all people with HIV/AIDS got it because they didn’t take personal responsibility? Is it lonely on your pedestal?

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

Follow your heart, buddy.

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

I think it’s the thing where a lot of times when taylor “Does Feminism” it’s sort of like watching someone you know perform underwhelmingly in live theater. like good for her! but I want it to done by someone better. And if that’s not an option I want to leave my seat and go somewhere else.

“Both of these artists remain insufferable.”

...Or did it?

All true.

If anorgasmic men were out there in the numbers that anorgasmic women are, then yeah, I think there would be a market and a purpose for that.

I’m curious what the response would be to an article regarding a smart fleshlight.

The very idea of a man-made Pokemon is cool as fuck, and everything Porygon can turn into is also cool as fuck.

um no we used pokemon science to determine this list