I love gambino so so much.

a quote like that, in the context youre using it, seems to imply that all men are capable of killing a woman in the event of rejection.

“The fundamental difference between the sexes is one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.”

Unless she is unborn cells...

Republicans would say she had every chance to buy her own gun and because she didn’t it’s her fault he killed her. What was she thinking, telling a guy she didn’t want to date and forgetting to arm herself?

I’m a frayed knot.

Yeah this is a three-part disaster: socially conditioned male entitlement, no real system for adequately treating our mentally ill citizens, and far too lax gun laws.

Not only is it believable, Republicans think this is normal. This is the way things were supposed to happen. His right to have a gun to kill her with is more important than her right to life.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

It’s chilling when you think that but for a strange streak of chivalry...

This is the best ‘knock, knock motherfucker’ ever.

She is awesome.

Box of sex toys.

A sadistic reality TV show idea: lock this douche, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump in a studio apartment. Provide lots of alcohol, not quite enough food, and no hair products.

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.

I’m saying. If this works they better come to New York.

Or tell them the grass is GMO and there is mandatory vaccinations schedule.