So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

Such a Fahey list.

It’s “no-makeup makeup.” It looks nice! Just not bare. I don’t think she ever does that.

I barely recognize her without the red lipstick and heavy eye shadow

People have already convinced their kids that a magic fat man enters every house in the world and brings presents to good little boys and girls. The elf is a logical extension, especially in a world where we’re already constantly being tracked.

The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”

I have a hard time believing that an artisanal, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic, bean-to-bar chocolate maker would misrepresent their product in this way.

Eh. They were driving around my neighborhood on meth, with a loaded gun in the car, following a UPS driver, stealing packages off people’s doorsteps. So, I feel some pity, but also some fear of them. I think it’s more a portrait of drug use than general poverty (which I know, at times have correlation).

She ran out of room and she needed to tell mom she was loved damn it!

Man, if only they’d remembered to add:

IKR?
The crass wrong-headedness. The desperation. Not knowing right from wrong. Throwing in a little evidence of a thread of humanity.

Very tangentially - oddly if it were a rich person’s list, it would say stuff like:
Raise business tenant’s rent so exponentially, they have to shutter their doors.

Its an odd era in…

This is the saddest, darkest comedy I've seen in a while. I mean that sincerely. This is so fucking absurd, but melancholy.

But did she get to “Kiss Mom N Tell Her She’s Loved”?

This is why I stopped using my Outlook calendar.

The girls themselves didn’t say they were sisters. Customs (or TSA, whoever it was) misunderstood the relationship between the girls and their managers and one of their staff threw around the word “sisters,” and that’s probably when the officials got more suspicious. Obviously something got lost in translation.

They lied during their interview and said they were sisters. Also they did not have performance VISAs. Maybe this was all a misunderstanding but the fault seems to be with the group’s management.

Multiple times across the map, that shootout between two identical guys named Art has spawned for me.

I guy I know used to buy weed from a 72 year old lady. She also sold a little coke to certain people and she snorted coke almost everyday.

At that age, maybe he already forgot the cops had him pulled over.

guys hes not wrong