ZachSwift
Zach Swift
ZachSwift

Especially considering Japan’s porn censorship laws exist because of US pressure.

I get that Gawker needs occasional ~craaaazy Japan~ pageclicks, but come on, reportage about a handbook written like 60 years ago? COME ON. Japan has enough white perverts flocking to get a taste of that “crazy, repressed hentai culture.” Japan does not NEED THIS.

I heard they tried to deliver the samples through Greyhound but the Retriever never showed.

Wait... this is the outtake reel from Best In Show, right?

She actually has to have people who aren’t straight-ticket Republicans vote for her, which requires some sense.

I’m going to assume that I don’t agree with the Senator about very much, but at least she seems to be a responsible adult, unlike many of her colleagues.

That’s easy! Here’s a rough one, somebody can do something fancier if they like.

AND, you might get in your feelings over the shit-talking, because James isgoing to call you a bitch. He always does that.

Aside from the looks and the promised 500km range, THIS is the most interesting bit about the Mission E.

You pay a technology premium, sure. But, no one that has ever sat in or driven a Tesla thinks they’re junk. No one.

these are 100% the worst people in the jalopnik community. nobody gains anything from disparaging something that’s actually, and not ostensibly or arguably, great. it’s fucking stupid. tesla rules sorry.

Even if the concept never sees production, they need to use this styling on the Panamera. This thing is sex on wheels.

Galactic Conquest not being in there is what is really cheesing me off. I would play that mode most of the time.

Someone needs to call Naughty Dog and ask to borrow the Uncharted environment tech. The sand from 3 and the mud from 4 (per the upcoming demo) is pretty remarkable.

Unlike this snow which is, apparently, UNmarkable.

I’ll see myself out.

I mean, they need something for the DLC, right?

Yeah, but I wouldn’t call it a nitpick if it breaks suspension of disbelief.

I was thinking the same thing. he’s a real keeper.

Boys, when you’ve been rejected, and your friend at the bar suggests getting over it with a couple of shots, this is not what they mean.

Oh yes, that is definitely the face of someone who should carry weapons and enforce the peace.

Pretty sure this is what happened to me that time I ate at Applebee's.