It's so good to know that these games had such a profound effect on you as they did me. I saw the face of god, and he smiled.

YESSSSSSS omg these arcade versions gave me quarter-packed sagging pockets of joy as a child.

Not true. I have a great personality, I'm phenomenal in bed, and I appreciate a good Oxford comma. Also, you gotta let these hoes know about that cash flow.

PUT TOILET PAPER DOWN ON THE SEAT IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS YOU MANIAC

please make lena dunham stop, she's becoming increasingly terrible to look at. soon she'll just be a pasty, amorphous blob of nipples and bad haircuts

Only $206,000 left to reach goal and get this poor woman out of jail.

This game has frustrated me in three sentences of review.

No, I think he was terrified and that's why he kept the distance. He won because of his discipline as a pro fight gamer and his impeccable timing. He hit the first parry and slowed the pace like a champ.

Everyone always leaves Zach off the list and I'll have you know I'm a white as they come.

Which organization was this?