I agree 30 for 30, which wasn't solely his creation, is one of the best things he will ever have done in his career. But it's not like he's making these movies.

All credit goes to Tim Flannery. He's a genius. He's also a Deadhead and pretty good musician himself.

Agree. I'm not so sure Simmon's hasn't missed the whole point himself lately. Seems like ESPN is so hungry to try to keep up with the modern changes in sportswriting, that they're throwing a bunch of money at guys who they think can affectively ignore the status quo and bring something unique to their table.…

Or me! I'd hate to be forgotten.

When you sit down, your penis can nestle between your two balls and not only feel comfortable, but also well-protected.

Drew, for future reference should a situation like this one occur, just remember to put the banana in the tailpipe.

See..this is what happens when your city's hockey team wins a Stanley Cup. Dodgers and Lakers have to suffer humiliating circumstances in order to even out the balance of civic power and pride. In other words, we had to all jump on the bandwagon to get the Kings victory, but to do so we had to jump off the others.

I have even less of an idea why this is on the site.

I love how the crowd rallies for her when she finally gets a line right after the gibberish she was spewing for a 45 seconds. But that's nothing; you should hear the 'O Canada' duet I once did with Beeker.

Wow. Bear teeth look a lot like People teeth. Who knew?

Why O' Why is this happening?

I don't have a mom. Thanks for the reminder, dick.

Not nearly as sad as the fact that there is such a thing as a Teen Choice Award.

Laughing, +1

I just counted 12 manboobs, none of them can be positively identified as Steph Curry

Thanks for this Barry; It's nice to have something—-anything positive to read about the Dodgers these days.

That gave me some serious goosebumps.

That's great. ESPN.com and YahooSports should be shitting themselves for not making the story the lead on their site, choosing instead to have the wtf? Tebow story for about 5 or 6 hours after SI posted.

Melo chose a really shitty time to go stone cold. And Terry was Terry. A pest you can't swipe away who will shit on you the first moment you stop paying attention.

Holy Shit. Does this mean we just bow down to the Lords of South Beach now? Or do we throw a sacrifice at them and hope for the best?