You know what Barry? Most die-hard Laker fans have already accepted whatever outcome these playoffs hold, which we know is gonna be short and bitter. What we do care about though is how Howard's game will be next season. The one hope I had in watching this San Antonio debacle was seeing Dwight play well. That hasn't…

My wife and I haven't slept in the same bed for the last 2 years. And you know what? It's fucking Xanadu. Not only do I not get my ass kicked on a nightly basis, but I can watch TV all night till I pass out and lie diagonally on the bed, just because that's awesome. The bed is mine ALL MINE.

I stand corrected. I've been to over 80 games, so I have no excuse.

Quick note to Matt re: Van Gundy's Ass. Jack sits on the other side of the scorer's table from the team bench. And the visitor bench is on the other side of the floor. Ergo, he is free from the concern that Essence of Ass will mark him.

Very cool. She answers questions about her sexuality the way we (most of us) wish everyone would have the freedom or strength to answer. It is subtle, just as subtle as talking about your love for your wife and kids. No need to make it a hotpoint.

The latest resident musician at the Carlyle Hotel is Woody Allen who has never been accused of cheating on a race.

ugg..catfished by a troll...and a really dumb one at that. good job donkey. I'll pay attention next time.

Where am I supposed to move on to? I've been a Laker fan since I went to my first game with my Dad in 1979. I've been to about 150 since. Now, maybe it's easy for someone like you to just jump on some bandwagon and root solely for teams that you think can win. But for me, I don't have that option.I'm a lifer.. 33…

sad not mad but who cares. It is what it is.

Kobe is well known as a cat person...I wouldn't be surprised at all if the dog wrote the piece.

Wow. You really nailed him. Got rid of those bullshit "redeeming qualities" crap and got right down to the thick of the truth. You even found a way to point out how stupid he is with that whole "nouns and adjectives" thing. I don't know what it meant, but it looked real smart. Guess that's what happens when you don't…

There is a difference. You could be in any state and find some skeletons that could use better exposure. But slavery has long been discussed, on TV, in books and classrooms. But Augusta has never acknowledged its own, personal record of being on the wrong side of history. They just sweep it under the rug and if some…

Nice.

You think I'm defending this idiot? You aren't reading my posts very well. I thought a 3 year ban was pretty good, but I'm not sure someone should get a lifetime ban for throwing fruit on the field. But like I said, I don't feel one ounce of compassion for this guy. However, had it been a black player I would have a…

I haven't read it yet, but I want to thank you in advance anyway. This is the only show that I don't mind telling my kids that it's crap. The songs suck. The black guy always looks like he's dying inside, even when he's smiling and singing a happy tune. It's amazing to see the world's saddest eyes on top of a cheshire…

Therein lies the beauty of the EPL. Most stadiums are 1-2 hours away from each other. If he really wants to go, he can. But thinking about it now it is a little harsh, since there were no real racial undertones to the act. But I do not feel sorry for him.

It isn't a lifetime ban. It's 3 years, and more important it makes an example that will hopefully be a lesson learned for all the real racists who throw bananas at black players. It's not like he's going to prison. He just can't go to the games, and so the douche is gonna be stuck watching them on his 50" plasma for…

And you didn't even mention that horrible, horrible thing in the center field stand. That alone would keep me from going to games. It's like having 400 clowns with knives at every game.

Germany must be recognized here. The country that brought us Scheisse porn and golden showers with children is simply too perversely depraved to not be included.

Thought the same thing. We all know of the recent domination of the contest by a certain sector of American born kids with Indian bloodlines. But he could have just said '12-year old' in place of 'Indian kid' to make his point; the whole Indian line isn't that funny anyways.