That's weird. I thought President Underwood was tackling this head-on.

It's a shame more people aren't abandoning Facebook. It was such an amazing tool in its infancy. Several months ago - before I abandoned the service for good - my news feed was nothing but ads and auto-play videos for shit I wasn't even interested in, with no option to turn them off. Between this, the behavioral…

There are a surprising number of people who don't even like chocolate, so, you know, at least you're not one of THOSE weirdos. ;)

Now there are three holes. This isn't going to end well.

He will try to top this for the rest of his life...just like a heroin addict's first taste of the downtown brown.

Lord of the Ring

whats up with the wet socks thing

Cheer up man, thats a pretty stupid thing to be sad about.

I can only think of this...

It's not so much that I want to see if you can do better, I'm just curious if you've paid any attention to pinstriping at all in your life before reading this article. Because if you had, you'd understand what counts as an acceptable amount of imperfection in a striper's work. I'm no artist, but I've seen a lot of…

Damn, I was hoping it would turn out more like this:

What about this one!!! Nintendo Zapper FTW!