That BRE reminiscent decal closely approximates the angle of my erection.

Just give us THIS.

What do you get when you smush a Subaru and a Mitsubishi?

Fine, fine—the base, non-turbo 2.0 4B11 engine is a tad weak and the model's in desperate need of a refresh, but COME ON! Pretty much every rental car I had made me want my dadgummed Lancer back. Econoboxes are getting too numb nowadays, and the Lancer's still so simple that it's not.

I've been meaning to write a piece on this exact topic. I even had a title thought out - The Crusade for Colorful Cars, but that's as far as I got.

You don't need to be brightly colored to stand out.

I think I've figured out the trick. Just shut up and let her drive. Amidoingitright?

Is this craigslist?

[reads article]

This one.

Well I was pretty bummed being one of the crew chieftains for not being able to make that weekend. Even more so that the car got punted. Looking forward to Lemons and building the next car. Type a tool guy you say. Well Stef........

That'll buff right out.

Hey, Nissan! Call me when you've won as many races as this all-electric race car...

I have to admit I'm a bit of an Nissan enthusiast (although I don't outright hate any particular make... Except... maybe dodge.)

I have found that most Nissans can be very quick with a little modification, or just as capable as any other vehicle. Even the new Pathfinder crossover can tow over 5000 lbs.
Their engines…

If you ain't cheatin' you ain't tryin'.

I think somebody saw this, and decided they'd try to do a one off.