Dude, you mad? Yes, I'm Russian, and I don't give a flying fuck about your accusations. The truth hurts, huh? Ukrainian armed forces DIDN'T shoot down the SB1812 flight? And don't tell me what to do, cuntface.

Also, Ukraine shot down the Russian Tu-154 (Flight SB1812) on October 4th, 2001, by a missile during the Ukrainian air defense exercises. 78 people perished in that crash.

Your mom should have aborted you, that's for sure.

Stupid, lazy and drunk Russians were the first to send a human into space, invented AK, Mendeleev's Periodic Table, defeated Nazi Germany, defeated the French in 1812, and so on and so forth. You're a very intellectual and interesting conversation partner for sure, but I gotta go to sleep now, just after feeding my…

Ha-ha-ha, you're such a comical and narrow-minded guy that I find it hard to be angry at you. Good luck living in your democratic paradise!

Wow, you traveled so far just to sniff people's armpits? You've got some weird hobbies indeed.

I think he will do just fine without my thank-you note. Siberia is a nice place, so I heard. Lake Baikal and all.

Yeah, rednecks are not your average totalitarian Russian, y'know. They are proud and respectable representatives of a free and democratic nation.

Nope. Thanks Obama!

So, don't embarrass yourself trying to write pseudo-Russian words.

So, she has enough dough now to catch a cab instead of riding in a bus?

Привет из России, ребята!

Amber lamps!

Noooooo, I miss old Ikarus buses, although they are really not comfortable. I used to ride in orange Ikarus-280 articulated buses around Moscow when I was a child; they have a friendly-looking front-end :) They are a rare sight nowadays.

Your own words: "Just a few. And I don't try to communicate in the languages I don't know". It's "спасибо", and you're a fuckin' liar.

Obviously, you live in a McMansion. Statistically, there are 600,000 to 1.1 million homeless people in the USA at any given time. I guess that even a shabby apartment in a khrushchyovka will be like a palace to them, and they would be on cloud #9 if it were offered to them for free. Besides, these houses are not that…

"If you lived here, you'd be home drinking Jack Daniel's now. Or Coors. Or moonshine"

Dash cam vids from Florida? Yes, indeedy

Are you frightened by nasty weather? What a pussy you are! Besides, it was 68 degrees outside today in Moscow, and the sun was shining.

I have mixed feelings about all this. First of all, I'm not a fan of any belligerent actions, average Joes certainly don't benefit from them. At the same time I'm glad that Putin's advisors helped him to incorporate Crimea into RF with practically no casualties. "Annexation" is not the right term, in my opinion, it is…