Left-Winger: [undergoes devastating decline precipitated by years of fighting]

The joke is I'm a terrible person.

...that was TEN YEARS AGO?!?

Pictured: It was his visitation weekend so Sean Kemp took his kids to the game, only to see the Illini lose.

I'm inclined to believe him. There's no way this guy is into girls who haven't experienced the crimson tide.

While a sad Johnson is telling, everyone knows that you can't beat a sore one.

I passed more than one college course without going to class. It's not that hard if you're talking about 100- or 200-level history or science classes.

Donovan McNabb sounds like a huge fucking prick.

Between this and the rimjob article linked here today, I'm glad I'm too old and celibate for all this nonsense. I'm gonna go get me another cat and see what's on Netflix.

[reads headline "Running Back With Weight Highly Sought"]

Man, what's he going to look like when his playing days are over and he gets all fat?

He only wears the Argos jersey at work. When he's off the clock, he strictly a Roughriders guy.

Actually, there is:

I'm no Incognito supporter here, but that seams kinda harmless, Samer. Obviously, there's a difference between teammates being dicks to each other and full-blown hate speech. But this kinda seems like harmless locker room piss-taking.

Carl Pelini doesn't want his job back. Not with an AD who called in police to escort him off campus, and an assistant who narced him out.

"Chief Blowing Buffalo would be proud."
- Dan Snyder

The Jaguars have the most stable and constructive locker room and coaching staff in the state of Florida right now. Consider the ramifications of that sentence

Brandon Jennings is why. Josh Smith is why. Greg Monroe is why.

+0.5

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