Oh, the irony of the society we live in. Lady Gaga trounces around in a fucking egg wearing a meat dress and she's iconic, and this guy uses an old school corded handset and he's the douchebag? Come on, Sam. If you're gonna troll pop artists for looking like fucktards, at least start at the top.

Someone is pissed off at their past musical failures.

I hope you facepalmed and then fistfaced her.

Which is precisely why that stupid number is always advertised as the first sale point. OMG my 14 MP camera is better than your 8! Those are the same tools that think the iPhones with the bigger gee bees are somehow better than the lower ones.

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The music sounds like a B side to the Matrix score.

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Ask that question to Hippie Quarterly and I bet the numbers are far different.

I hope he and his passenger rest in peace, but this takes Mr. Dunn from Jackass to pure asshole. Not your best stunt, Ryan.

Probably the most exciting thing for me (and many others I imagine) is knowing early adopters like myself won't need to get the next generation of hardware to enjoy these great new features right away. That's a really nice feeling, knowing you're not being thrown to the wolves for being the glorified beta tester. …

CAN NOT WAIT. There are days where I just wish my Focus would go away and an iPhone 4 would reappear where it once did, but then I just read up on Mango again and get excited like a little school girl waiting for that new Justin Bieber thing to come out.

The enemy of one's enemy is one's friend, I imagine.

Rest In Peace, Mr. Dunn and other party. :(

Does this remind anyone else of Project Mayhem? It feels a lot like a digital version of that.

Finns don't have a huge footprint on global history. I've been there, and they all take a great pride in the few opportunities their country has had to be known on a global level. The exploits of Simo Häyhä were likely NOT exaggerated, because even the Russians have confirmed the same kills the Finns did.

I LOVE THAT PERIOD OF HISTORY. :)

I hope they include photos and stories from the Winter War. It was a small, short lived war between Finland and Russia, but it did bore the deadliest soldier ever fielded in battle, Simo Häyhä. Anyone unfamiliar with Mr. Häyhä's exploits should certainly research him. It's absolutely amazing what one person can do,…

I work in the Medicare field and I got a signing bonus at my job. The perks are more widespread than you think, you just have to ask.

I got a 2 month salary signing bonus when I accepted the position I currently hold. That was a nice phone call to have.