Thank God most senior citizens have no idea how to connect this crap. Hey, asshole HOA enforcer, suck it!

STOP, wait a second.

Animals helping animals. For everything human beings are bad at, we do have a good knack for helping other creatures on occasion too. :)

I wonder if you can buy one of these online anywhere... I would love to have one as a keepsake.

So much respect for this right here. I could see playing the riff maybe a couple times through, but the fact that he did it straight without any hesitation... that's good shit. Also, victory is his for all the badass equipment. The Orange halfstack is an especially nice touch, but my eye is on the Gibson SG on that…

Just know that it's AWESOME and much respect is put out for whoever made the video.

Looks like an HTC Incredible with the candy shell case from Speck.

That's a case for my DVDs. See the discs inside the window? /s

Happy Raptor's Day!

I'm doing this while drunk. That'll show science.

I'm ready.

<3 for you.

Yeah, that's what Samsung should focus on... nevermind the absolute shit battery life on all their devices.

Yeah, but there's only one Shirley Tarnow that graduated from La Porte High School in Indiana in 1948. That was my point.

I have an issue with the idea of a "habitable" planet. Isn't the idea of being habitable relative and subjective to what WE know about life? A more accurate way to phrase it above should be something like, "It's habitable based on human standards and needs." A planet or orbital body doesn't need to be just like…

Well, yeah, but only if it went into the side of the Pentagon.

Imagine jamming your knee on that piece. Ouch.

I'm leaning towards this being real. Shirley Tarnow is a graduate of La Porte High School, class of 1948. I looked in the surrounding years of LPHS for a Norman last name starting with N, but I had no luck.

What does that even mean? I know lots of people that would type and search the internet just like this.

Old people that don't know how to use a search engine.