I saw the CentiPad episode of South Park. I'm not stupid.

Yeah, I've never seen it open and I've driven past it dozens of times. It's really a creepy place all around. Between the park itself, the location... yech...

Reminds me of Rock-A-Hoola in the Mojave desert right outside of Barstow.

Okay, admittedly, I was one of the many who was skeptical of bin Laden's death. It just seemed too easy and with no real evidence, it makes it kind of difficult to say, "Oh yeah, we got that guy."

I can't see in 3D either. Where's my post?

Love him or hate him, our president has a pretty good sense of humor.

There's no sense in being a mouse out there, but there's not much place for being the annoying douche who brings their desktop speakers everywhere so they can kick out the nasty jams while clicking and clacking away on your IM clients all day. Those people piss me off.

Our heroes.

Well hopefully they can summon some more help from the Paki government. I'm sure they can give them a hand with finances and places to sleep and plot.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! YES!! Well played, sir!

She could be in the Rubberbandits! NSFW!

I had this same issue recently with paper towels. Apparently, all the Downy rolls I purchased between 2004 and now haven't been soaking up nearly enough water and/or beer pong fuel. I sued the company after having to replace my floors and countertops for bubbling over.

Those words alone would suffice. I would be perfectly happy with that response.

Oh, god. AT&T must think they are pretty much the end-all solution to having decent internet. Typical big corporation, thinking they are completely in charge of everything.

Someone support this man's mission. It deserves our support.

On the plus side, it seems as though Gizmodo is now reposting Fox News. If your content quality doesn't attract the readers, the shock value definitely will.

Absolutely fucking disgusting. This piece of human waste should be killed publicly.

I tried. It didn't work.