A damaged reptile could mean disaster upon re-entry.

One small jump for a frog. One giant leap for frogkind.

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So what great state are you from, almost 30-year-old worldly guy?

Oh look. Another cheap dig at Raiders fans. How original.

Is it just me, or was this would be porn star also the Zodiac killer?

Oh wait, this is not the alleged hooker killer? Weird.

I can't wait for Bracez to be a thing either.

I bet you're a lot of fun at parties.

I was always told MOPAR stood for "mostly old parts and rust."

Pesto or no, I just wanted to say this was a really funny and well-written article.

Both.

Yes.

I'm a fan because he kills drifters to get an erection.

They left out the quotes from his buddies, Willie Fisterbottom and Haywood Jablomie.

It's just so easy to parrot their dipshit paranoia. Watch:

BARRY SOTERO KILLED THE CAT AND BURIED IT NEXT TO HIS COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS UNDER A FEMA CAMP IN KENYA WHERE ALL 2ND AMENDMENT SUPPORTERS WILL GO AFTER THE U.N. TAKES THEIR GUNS.

She still made less than LeBron James.

At this point, I'm starting to wonder if the internet isn't just Obama conspiracy central anymore. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting a birther nutjob these days.

Wow - a minimansion and a McLaren F1 for $9482? Where do I sign up??