And we all go home to watch Game of Thrones after class where violent rape is routinely acted out explicitly and horrifically. I don’t understand how a piece of ancient literature could be so much more threatening.

Its hard not to feel a little schadenfreude as the Fox news of the Arab world crashes and burns.

You are a brilliant and funny writer but how do you live with that David Brooks shaped hair up your butt? I hope, at least, you, oh shining herald of the new age to come, are getting your dong waxed regularly. Perhaps you should, out of great compassion, invite Mr. Brooks to one of your millennial sex orgy parties or…

I hate to say it but you guys just sound like jaded a-holes.

What else but the Oscars could get us arguing about oppressed millionaires instead of thinking substantively about what the hell is actually happening to regular people.

She's a good singer, but is still a giant ham. The arrangement is outstanding but she overdoes it with unnecessary vocal affectations.

Oh for goodness sake just use the friggin' nutrition calculator

All artistic movements are socio-political in one way or another. It sounds funny to single hip-hop out as some kind of exception.

Here's the deal world. All undergraduates are idiots.

Wow amazing! Now that Paul Rudd is involved the heroism of any of the other non-specials who helped out is completely uninteresting!

Sometimes I wonder if being famous just turns people into egotistical monsters. Sports, entertainment, politics. There are so many examples. Everyone wants to believe their own hype and when someone tells them the truth they lash out. That, or they just feel like they can do anything without consequences.

Let the nerds have their sex, they can't get it any other way.

I sincerely wish the internets would evaluate all surveys in this manner!

Vogue is just trying to cash in on the massive success of your new favorite magazine:

#everyonesanasshole

Tinder? WTF?

Honestly, she seemed completely self aware and offered a brilliant comic performance in that skit, which seemed to satirize the whole objectified woman thing everyone is complaining about.