The restaurant I work at pairs scallops with a sweet potato puree - seasoned with salt, pepper and cayenne - and a pecan brown butter sauce (with some frisee and arugula dressed with a bit of lemon juice and olive oil as a palate cleanser), and it is literally the best scallop dish I've ever had.

What a relief. Jenny Jones has taken too much heat over the years for killing people's dreams.

I would generally agree that journalism has experienced something of a downturn in recent years, but I think it's probably sensationalist at best to call newspaper articles "tragic".

So, what you're saying is, she doesn't really have any significant experience, but a lot of people are interested in seeing her do it.

"Good news coach! You're hired! And that's not all! We traded Josh Gordon and Jordan Cameron, we signed Jamarcus Russell to a 6 year, $200,000,000 contract and could you rub this lotion on my back? And when we're done here the new Cleveland Browns Pep Band "The Brown Sounds" is waiting for you to go over some songs…

At least they got Snyder to scrap the original title, "The Redskins: Off the Trail of Tears and Onto the Beaten Path."

I'm sure J.R.'s a pretty good guitar player, but that he played way too many chords at that point in the song.

You should see the little guy.

The fact is, she's abortion-free unless of course you count her entire career.

Little known fact: Kim Jong-il briefly was a professional wrestler -about 10 years before Ric Flair came on the scene - known as Rick "The Boy Who Invented Nature" Elegant.

We should be relieved. Usually these non-profits that employ and assist thousands of minorities and their families get shut down by smug red-haired cheats.

All these years later, people still don't understand how you get AIDS.

Considering all the yogurt she's eaten over the last couple dozen years, I'd say my wife is at least partially cultured.

One of my favorite things to do in the morning is watch my wife hate-eat her Chobani like it's something someone buried in the ground for 50 years after killing it and then paid her $1,000,000 to shovel into her mouth. I don't know what she is in service to, eating that shit every single day, but it's hilarious. It's…

Well, Magic is all about misdirection. While you're watching Nelson's celebration, you're not supposed to notice the teams' playoff chances disappearing.

Well, he's 2 for 3, anyway.

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When they did this in Miami Greg Oden's teeth fell out when he screamed.

What a shame. Bobby Valentine's always been one of my heroes. Used to be, I thought he'd be canonized one day. But this was just a senseless massacre of those players.

Course it went down, goddamn Hatch was left wide open.