I understand that. Here's a point of reference for you: http://gawker.com/5955447/ruth-is-heartless-but-the-world-breaks-everyone?post=53931337

They just know how shitty Macaques are.

It would have been so much better if one of the fucked-up writers had written it. Hunter S. Thompson, or Hemingway, or Dylan Thomas, or Burroughs, or Bukowski. One of those guys. And how much better would it have been if one of the fucked-up directors had directed it!? Kurosawa, or Harmony Korine, or Lars Von Trier,…

This is a general response to the people who are ZOMG-ing all over their keyboards about the fact that Gawker Media sites are "suddenly" just posting these sentence links to other sites: all of Gawker has been doing this for years. Years. Literally years. Fucking years. For literally fucking years.

I'm more concerned with the fact that your lede is complete fucking nonsense.

Sorry, I'm essentially on your side, but Whitney Cummings sucks exactly that bad.

Listen, there's a reason there's a "private browsing" setting for pretty much all web browsers these days. And it ain't cuz we want to keep our banking info to ourselves.

Well, now I know where my gag reflex is.

Also, reactionary doesn't mean what you think it means.

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Yeah, that white dude died too.

I'm just overwhelmed by the irony here, kiddo.

Yeah, whatever, that guys totally a loser and, like, juvenile and whatever, so whatever.

So, it really bothered you that a white guy wrote a movie where all the white people died?

That must have been a really long time ago then.

Oh.

There are a few different interpretations one could assume for playing an old lady in with "I Will Survive," but she's still an old lady.

Haha.

That's the strangest name for a vibrator I've ever heard.

Great. Now I have "Wonderwall" stuck in my head.