Have you read this one?

So, as some of you might know, in the last couple years I've been squandering any remaining creative acumen and potential still holding over from my 20's with countless hours playing video games. Up until recently, I was exclusively an xbox gamer. I am deeply disappointed to say that that has changed. I have bought…

Whatever is happening in your world, just know that somewhere today, a 37 year-old white man with two kids, a mortgage and crippling self-doubt got diarrhea'd on while eating a cheeseburger in the middle of a restaurant—the result of what, in retrospect, was a poorly conceived decision to let his mildly ill four…

went to vote today. Volunteer says to me, in monotone, " Do you know you are legally required to have your ID when voting?" to which I reply "yep" and begin to pull out my wallet.

Playing Destiny on Xbox One? Somebody? Please? Let's play!

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Many of you are participating in fantasy football with myself and others from these neck of the woods courtesy of The Good Ship Taint. And our draft is in less than 2 hours

bet you can't even imagine

if you wanna get paid, you should probably be able to write sentences like this:

I have to look up the term "astroturfing" every time I see it written somewhere. It is information I cannot keep in my head.

But after following the link, reading the corresponding story, and freaking out for a minute at the details, I'd like to ask yourself the following question:

I'm trying to eat some cheeseburgers.

Hippity used to be cool, right?

That Lonesome Dove is maybe one of the greatest novels ever written? At the very least, it's one of the greatest novels I've ever read. I had no idea!

Is a little bit like walking up the side of a mudslide that, when you step too firmly, opens up and swallows you, spitting you down underneath it onto an even larger mudslide.