Yeah, once in a blue you’ll get a cop who gets a bug up his ass about it because he’s either some kind of wannabe crusader or because it’s a city that loves its policing-for-profit (those tend to be the same places where they’ll watch the parking meters like they’re guarding the Crown Jewels), but “stoned white kids”…

“Smoking marijuana in public is still illegal, despite the growing number of states legalizing recreational use. That means you can’t smoke it outside the dispensary you just walked out of.”

This absolutely does not stop people doing so in Seattle. The cops tend to have a pretty “meh” attitude about this as long as…

Please give us the name of that hotel so we make sure to never stay there. What dicks.

Whoever narc’d is a dick

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

i really hope you got him to wash before reinsertion. you can get a bad infection going from butt to vag with no prep.

Exactly! I mean there was mad pain, but that’s only cause it was tight, he was too big and I didn’t know what lube was, Also he was so hungover....... ugh. It was awful. Movies so pretty, but at least we didn’t have mothers who hung our bloody sheets out the window for the world to see :/

Ya’ll my husband is a doctor and he’s screwed up the holes. I think they just mindlessly shove it anywhere and hope it makes it into something.

Yes. I’m just not a fan of accidental sexual encounters, especially for the first time. People should be able to consent to having stuff in their butts or not. Maybe some people have had accidental anal and ended up loving it. Hooray for them. Personally, that seems like an unnecessary gamble during what should be a…

I want you to have this conversation and I want to be on speaker phone.

Like fully right in here? I’ve def experienced a drunken whoops, but like the door was closed. Do I have an unusually tight anus?

hee hee rectified hee hee

This makes me sad and should not be happening. Women need to be taught about their bodies from a young age. I’ve been able to differentiate my vaginal opening from my asshole for as long as I could remember. Men, should also learn these things, but seeing as they consistently prove themselves to be generally useless,…

Had she had a gun, she would have been alive now, as guns defend people from other guns, duh!

“Live Gun Demonstration”