I want to know who the fuck thought anyone was going to buy *food* from the Sharper Image, of all places.

Sigh. You are a colossal moron.

One potential reason for their not including it in the scheduled B&R announcement is that they just released a new set (Amonkhet), and for this they decided to release it early for online play for the first time ever. This gave them 3 days worth of data seeing how the new set impacted Standard, hoping that the new…

Yeah, it was Felidar Guardian.

That’s not true. They banned Smuggler’s Copter, Emrakul, the Promised End, and Reflector Mage in Standard this year.

It’s pretty inexcusable for their internal testing to entirely miss this combo when the two cards were released in the same *block*, and could happen in draft.

Is it really that unbelievable that 3 homeless people could start the fire? I’m not saying they definitely did, but saying you don’t believe it for seemingly no particular reason other than that it theoretically might not have been seems like unnecessarily conspiratorial thinking.

I’m really confused about some of the criticisms of the live-action film that could be equally applied to the original anime film. The spider tank, the cuts to long, slow panning shots of landscapes. Those were present in both versions. Why are they bad in the live-action, but good in the anime?

I find it kind of ironic that, in an article telling you that the first piece of information you give to the 911 operator is your address and phone number, that piece of information is at the very end of the article.

I haven’t played this yet, but every time I see a screenshot or a video I can’t help but wonder why the hell everything is so hazy??? Doesn’t that get annoying? I feel like everything is in fog or something.

>Dolts are not good for having a beer with.

If I could pick one special token from Monopoly’s history to be included in the base game, I’d pick the money bag. I was always the money bag when I played the special edition years ago.

Holy fuck. I made better videos when I was 10.

Gladio wasn’t there, so they didn’t think to do it.

This is why I’ve become more and more convinced that this country is primarily populated by idiots and I don’t belong here.

That’s not Ted Cruz in the photo. It’s a good joke, though.

That’s not Ted Cruz in the photo. It’s a good joke, though.

That’s not Ted Cruz in the photo. It’s a good joke, though.

Throwing the baby out with the bath water, my friend.

*overweight adult men. I can’t be the only one who noticed that pretty much every adult in that video was overweight. It’s sad.