YouCannotHaveTheMango
YouCannotHaveTheMango
YouCannotHaveTheMango

I thought this episode was GREAT. He was poking fun at himself in subtle ways (or not so subtle when being piggy-backed off the stage) and he really committed.

How timely. I just threw a co-ed shower on Saturday.
Even afte throwing one, I still don't get inviting the guys. I really don't. They talked amongst themselves and drank beer while us girls looked at the gifts and caught up. The booze was flowing and the taco bar was huge, but I just don't get inviting guys to the

Exactly. Was there ever another choice? I mean really.

Nope, don't think he can.

Yes. It is utopia. Get thee here quickly because it's effing AWESOME.

Hey me too!

My ex told everyone that his mother had died of a heart attack. Turns out she was alive and well, and they talked frequently. He would call her his stepmom. I only fund out she really existed when we broke up and I had unknowingly stayed in his mother's house for two days (long story).

But is it a crazy cool medallion?

My parents had probably the same cookbook. It was definitely a gag gift and never used in front of the children.

This was too perfect. I cackled.

She definitely had a rhinoplasty. The after nose is a totally different nose!
Before or after, she looks pretty.

Age: 19 years old

Jen Kirkman was in one of the original DH videos on Funny or Die. So I'm not sure they always have historians on.

Her episode this season was hysterical. Loved her bawling at the end.

I stand corrected! Thanks!

Thank you!

See? Nitpicking brings forth knowledge. :)

Nitpick: Justified is based off of a short story, not a novel. It's called "Fire In The Hole." Leonard wrote a second short story entitled "Raylan" that as inspired by the show.

So meta.

I totally will.

I will report back on the hoopla for SURE.

The theme of their wedding is "At Last." I about died from the irony and laughter.

This girl has been with the baby daddy for 10 years and has two children with him (they are getting married next month).

I asked why they don't just get married since they talked about it early on and requently, she said it was because she got better benefits from the government as a single parent.

But she made more