YouCannotHaveTheMango
YouCannotHaveTheMango
YouCannotHaveTheMango

Melissa Rosenburg also writes for Dexter and used to write for The O.C.

SHE'S 11 YEARS OLD. Give her a break.

This has filled me with so much joy.

I agree. I'm thinking there was some kind of translation issue.

It says, "Gave birth to six cubs between them" which leads me to believe each of them had a set of cubs separately. But I could be wrong.

Just to add to this: GET YOURSELVES VACCINATED. Your TDaP shot should be given every ten years-don't forget it. It hurts like a bitch, but I'd rather my arm be sore for a few days than have whooping cough for months.

JEALOUS! GO BRONCOS!

You are not alone.

44 pounds in six months is technically considered healthy if you ascribe to the belief that losing 2 pounds per week is healthy. If any medical professionals disagree, please correct me! Don't want to be spreading false info.

I don't think she dresses well for her figure AT ALL. Say what you will, but the woman is gorgeous. She needs to stop letting her man control her wardrobe and find clothing that fits her and flaunts her curves.

GODDAMN I love them.

No. At least the song says Rudolph is a boy. But I thought this was interesting.

The zoo kids enrage me. ENRAGE ME. it takes everything I have not to go up and scold the guilty child myself. When we went to the zoo as children, my mom and dad would say, "you don't bang on the glass. EVER. If you do it even once, we leave."

FUUUUUUUUCK ALLERGIES!

Thank you! *hugs*

My advice would be to buy dresses in "holiday colors" (red or green) and jazz it up with funky/cheap jewelry. That way you can still wear the pieces separately throughout the year and really get a bang for your buck.

I am too.If they are rude to me, I'm rude right back. But I try to start out all conversations with them with a smile.

Thank you. I think I'll always feel guilty about it, but deep down I know I did the right thing. but he paved the way for MangoCat to come into my life, so not all was lost.

I didn't lose a kitten from a stomach infection, but I lost one to a stroke. I was told that not only is it rare in kittens, but it's rare period. Poor little dude was paralyzed on one side of his body and obviously couldn't make it to the litter box. My poor baby boy :(

This in incredible. You always have such poignant GIFs.