YouCannotHaveTheMango
YouCannotHaveTheMango
YouCannotHaveTheMango

I have so many fond memories of playing with my AG doll (Samantha) and hoping with all my might I'd get the fun accessories I wanted for Birthday/Christmas. The memorable ones were her wardrobe trunk, the horse, and the dog sled. SO FUN! They opened an AG store in my area a few years ago, and I was a little

This is the cutest thing I've ever heard in my life. I hope that doesn't sound patronizing, because I'm totally serious.

It's so good! I had mono in high school and no appetite, but the only thing I wanted, nay, CRAVED was WTC.

Our family does something we call White Trash Casserole. Essentially it's broccoli and cauliflower . . . only you add velveeta cheese, ritz crackers, and about a stick of butter. It is the goddamn greatest.

I hope it is my man Anderson, if only so he and Babs can giggle together like school children.

Thank you for setting me straight! It is truly appreciated. I don't want to come of like an ignorant asshole at all, and I appreciate someone telling me what's up.

When I was little, I always thought one part was, 'Himwinya a penguin at my bottom!"

You are a special soul for adopting the little gal! You really do need to post some pics of your girl!

It's like we are the same person.

I don't want an insufferable boyfriend. Even if it's JGL.

Read my mind. And I did exactly that (while also staying up from being at the bar until 1)

My tip: go kind of drunk. That way, you can't even process the madness around you, you just want to buy all the movies and rub your face on discounted blankets.

Gift certificate to Crate & Barrel or Ikea.

Am I the only one that thought this fan fiction would induce lustful feelings after our imaginary boyfriends, and not feelings that make me want to punch them in the mouth?

How have I not heard of this show before?!?!?!

Not an old wives' tale-definitely do pee after sex. For real.

How crazy romantic is he?!?!?!

1) Gwen Stefani is SO glam. Love her!

I agree with you, but I'm not sure that's what she meant. Not that I can speak for her, but what I got from that statement was that she's choosing to be healthy and live a longer life rather than keep something that may make her an object of desire just for vanity's sake.

The best was this big black dude saying it . . . best in many ways.