Legally, companies are supposed to give you paid time to vote. But we don't get the whole day off to do so. You are expected to return to work before and after casting your vote.

Hahah love it. You're (not so) is safe with me!

I was wondering the same thing! I miss that show so much. So glad it's coming back on Tuesday!

Did you post this same story on Vulture today? Both times I thought it was hilarious and sad for him.

I love "Joaquin/Leaf." That made my day.

The one who should be pissed is Leo DiCaprio. Everyone that he's dated in the public eye marries the next person they date after him. They jury is still out on Bar Rafelli, but she's got time I suppose.

My cold black heart grew three sizes after reading the blog! I originally saw the article yesterday and was just overjoyed.

This just cements my desire to want a pet elephant and to raise the bebehs.

My parents' cats are puke machine.s Luckily mine is not. Phew.

Because she's a narcissistic idiot. Her own sister told her on one episode of their show that she takes to many "twitpics" and seems too self-absorbed to be her son's godmother.

What I hate is when you try to put some paper or something under them to catch the puke, and they stop so they can scurry away to puke in a paper-free zone. Only the carpet is acceptable.

I didn't get the Cabin Fever joke, and went to the article hoping for some news on good ol' Shawn Hunter.

It's the fuckin' worst. I hope it ends soon for you!

I feel you. I was hanging out with my brother at the height of the madness, and we laughed later about how I just went insane and he couldn't get away fast enough. I knew I was being irrational, yet could. not. stop. myself. Hahahahahaha

Thanks! Me too. :)

Haha no I'm 24. I usually just get one giant zit and a day of mild cramping. But this time I thought I was going to go insane. In fact, I think I DID go insane.

I don't know . . . I had my first ever bout of raging PMS last week, and it was best for us all that I stayed away from social situations, lest someone get seriously injured.

You are a GENIUS.

Anna, girlfriend. You have GOT to spell check this stuff before posting it. Any writer is bound to make mistakes, but it happens in every article you write. 33th? Seriously?!?!? I know it's only Dirt Bag but Jesus.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh this site is going downhill fast.