1) I also want Tom Hanks to be a part of my family. He seems hilarious.

See, I've got quite an ass and am hippy, so maybe the pants just aren't the right cut for me. It made me look like I was being squeezed into a sausage casing. Under Armour pants definitely don't do that, and they stay in place! We all have our brands. :)

I'm so sorry to hear you are STILL sick! I hope it gets better soon. You said you were immunized as a child-have you gotten your TDaP Booster?

When I got my TDAP booster earlier this month, my doctor informed me that Colorado was 4th in Whooping cough cases this year. Guh.

I love seeing adults NOT speaking to their school-age children in baby voices. I love it even more when it's Bret and Jemaine.

Me too! HBO did us dirty when the cancelled it.

That's it! I need my new job to be Kangaroo petter and otter dialoguer.

Cookie!!!! So cute. I watch that video when I need a little pick me up.

"I feel like if I ever ran for political office, my platform would be on mental illness research ... and that would make me like, the least popular, wouldn't it?"

I heard the trainer say, "Whoa!" at the end, so either she was shocked by the sneeze or afraid of getting a finger bitten off. :)

I want an otter as my pet! I'd talk to it all the time. But if he snaps at me like that otter did at the end, it would have to go.

Right? If you can't function as "yourself," then you have problems. No judgement, but Jesus.

"And so many actresses are so fucking crazy. They're emotional wrecks, so they pretend to be these characters."

I've found that Under Armour pants fit me PERFECTLY. Seriously, my ass has never looked better in a pair of spandex. They too are expensive, but at least there are outlet stores to kind of make up for it.

My thoughts EXACTLY.

HAHAHA your last paragraph made me laugh out.loud. Damn us big-bootied ladies.

The jacket I got is beautiful, and it looks nice one me despite being a bit big and too long.

Well, I'm glad I'm not crazy (just uninformed). I even asked a salesperson to help me and it didn't work. Oh well! I can't afford $98 pants. I'll buy the $20 ones from target!

I have some eczema on the back of my arms, and tanning/being out in the sun is the only thing that truly works. It's so weird! It wasn't doctor recommended or anything, but just something I've noticed.

I don't know if it's just my body type, weight or what, but Lululemon clothes do NOT fit me. I got a gift certificate for my birthday, so I went in to find a new top or pair of pants. I tried on every style of tank top they had in my size (and the size above), and nothing fit right. I didn't even try on the pants…