I think this person is desperately applying to be his publicist, but keeps getting shot down for being such a kill-joy.

Perfect retort. You win the interwebs today.

Not just any hungry kittens . . . hungry ginger kittens. I'm now dead from cuteness overload.

My thoughts exactly.

Girl trains 8 hours a day at least five days a week. Let her eat her egg mcmuffin!

This dude has been on the RPatz defensive all morning. He's a special kind of Twilight troll-don't engage! :)

If anything this made me love Jon Stewart more than I ever have . . . which I didn't know was possible.

I had one, and I was that person who posted on the picture that it doesn't make me want to help the animals, it makes me want to ignore the post al together, thus being very counter productive.

I think it's his voice and his teddy bear demeanor. He's so very masculine, but seems to be a softie.

I agree with the nasty injuries. A friend of mine is a vet tech and did a tracheotomy of a cat for the first time, and posted a picture of it.

Oh I read the GQ article and loved him even more.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

God I am oddly attracted to Nick Offerman.

Every time Neil Diamond comes up, I just think of Saving Silverman.

And now I'm crying.

My childhood cat mothered me too. I don't know if she did as much with my brother, but she and I hung out ALL the time. I even pulled out her whiskers at one point (it was over 20 years ago and I still feel awful) but she still loved me!

I completely agree. Since I'm not a mother, I didn't consider that point. I don't remember when we started making our own lunches (like I said I think it was middle school, but it's entirely possible it was earlier).

I love the mason jar story. Hilarious!

And that is totally understandable and justified.

HAHAH this made me laugh. I love it.