YouCannotHaveTheMango
YouCannotHaveTheMango
YouCannotHaveTheMango

This whole post both made me laugh, and was wildly informative.

I would prefer of Jezebel followed suit of other news outlets and STOPPED posting his picture and saying his name. Don't give this creepy any more publicity unless absolutely necessary. I completely understand that you are trying to bring this news to many readers across the globe, but this murderer doesn't deserve

As a former resident of Aurora, I agree.

Preach!

Here's the thing about Aurora . . . it's NOT a safe place (for the most part). And that's with me leaving this tragic event out of it. I don't know why Forbes (or whatever mag) used as their evidence for this.

I read this article and grimaced. It seems sensationalistic and wrong.

Because of BC (Hallelujah) my cycle is about two days long. I only get about three hours of cramps, and it's more like, "Well, that's not comfortable. On with my day!" Last week I mysteriously started having a full blown period and horrible cramps, and had to miss work.

They are releasing them this afternoon. I definitely see what you mean, though.

She is flawless. It's hard not to like her!

Her lips have been looking horribly filled in lately (at least in pics I've seen).

Memories, all alone in the moooonliiiiight!

I saw This Means War, and could NOT stop staring at his lips. I just wanted to bite them! Yumtastic.

I had the same reaction. On one hand, it's called the internet. He should try looking up porn there in the future. On the other hand . . . what do you expect people to do when frequenting an adult film theater? Get involved in the story line and keep their hands to themselves. No no.

Can we best friends? This made my week.

Here's the thing about Madonna: continuously trying to be "shocking" ends up being anything but. It's just boring.

I think they are trying to be mindful of the situation at hand. They don't want to parade around holding their millions of dollars after hearing people died. I think it's a nice gesture.

"That's only okay when I say it!" John Boehmer

I just sent them an angry message! As a Denverite, this hits close to home!

"I'm sorry that I told everyone about that time you had explosive diarrhea at the Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry I'm telling everyone now." -Huma to Hillary

"It's not my fault that I have a wide-set vagina and a heavy flow!"