Remember to pee after sexy times . . . you're more likely to avoid UTIs this way!

I still have not been to Raising Cane's.

He's pretty cute! I just saw TK when I was reading the books. And I'm not even an FNL fan!

OMG me too. Just let the madness end! Pick Taylor Kitsch or Jesse Williams, already!

I think Leo might be having fun soon . . .

Cam is my favorite. So funny.

I guess I can forgive you. But if you name your daughter Cersei, I'm going to have to shun you.

The hash tags don't work anymore. Email the mods with the link to the comment and they'll work to get it down.

I knew a girl who's beagle would howl at the appropriate time during Shewolf by Shakira. Hilarious. She and Mole would make excellent pals!

That is most excellent! I love frenchies; they are too cute!

I just don't get why people have to say what's on their mind in regards to these situations. If you don't like it, fine! DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

I'm so glad I'm not the only person to think that!

All I could think of when I read the NKOTBSB post was me being at their concert just one year ago, and looking at Donnie Wahlberg's shirtless body. Mmm mm good.

You aren't the only one!

Is that person CRAZY?!?!?!?!?! I expect to see their head on the red wall any minute now.

We built this Schmidty on Tooootsie rooooooolls!

I love that! When someone tries to do that to me, I just keep going on and on about how much I love whatever she tried to insult me about too. "Thanks! I got this shirt at Express. I've been DYING to get it for months, and I finally did!"

"On the 22nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . 22 plates of nachos . . . 21 tie dye scrunchies . . ."

HAHAHA no, only that would have made it more mortifying I think.

I liked to do this when I worked at a Japanese restaurant, and some guy, thinking he was the funniest and most original guy alive, said, "Well, you're not Asian!" I replied, "WHAT?!?!? What has my mother been telling me all these years?!?!?!"