that was my first thought. They will either grow up to be insufferable or desperately need therapy in 3, 2, 1...

That sucks.

Oh no, no. 2 is worse than 3. But point taken re mom: nobody gives a shit, lady.

I'm really jealous the lady got to be in five seconds of the worst Iron Man film that I never saw.

I only listened to the bus song, but it wasn't as bad as the article made it sound! I love the new trend towards honesty in parenting. Being away from the kids for a few hours is a fantastic part of the parenting experience.

Ugh, these people. I have a perma-scowl every time I see one of their videos.

Why are these monsters subjecting their poor children to this?

I just want to warn everyone that these aren't "viral" videos in the sense that they have become inexplicably popular on the internet, but viral videos in the sense that if you watch them, a horrible and fatal literal virus will be transmitted into your brain and will kill you.

On the one hand, I want to give her love for representing as a fuller-figured woman who wants to wear avant-garde design and give no fucks.

"I'm sorry that that somehow happened" is the new "I'm sorry you were offended"!

whats wrong with Kims face?? Is she orgasming or constipated? ?

Here is a sample apology for celebrities to use.

I am personally very sorry that I did _____________ [insert bad thing]

I realise now that it was wrong and I ______________ [insert method of making it up to offended parties]

TA-DA

I deleted all the Cee-Lo from my Rhapsody library. Some of it hurt, but I can't be a Cee-Lo fan any more.

Kanye - STFU.

You're proud that a Columbia student raped and the rapist wasn't punished?

It is awesome what she's doing. I really hope she posts a follow up video or paper because I would love to know how the project turns out. I'm curious how many people will help her, how people react to her explanation. But, am I wrong to want to know the final outcome? Like it's her prerogative whether or not to…

You were stronger than any of that. I think abusive people know that and that's why they try to tear you down as hard as they can. Glad you're well and away from all of that! It just shows you that some people are indestructible.

I wish you all the best. Thank God you and my sister are away from the clutches of those men and their equally sick mothers. The good news is that now you can only go up. It's been a long road for my sister. And you're right about how abusive women can be too, and how psychological and cruel their abuse is. Almost…

You should be proud of her but not proud of Columbia because they are obviously not punishing her rapist, i do not understand why is he still on the campus?

This makes me proud to be a Columbia alum, and that isn't something I've been able to say a lot during the past few months.