"Dammit Bartholomew stop peeing on the rug!"

You cannot. You cannot say not to that face. hello face. Come home with me and have all of the treats and here some dog beds and toys and walks and hugs and pets. And more treats. That is what you can say to that face.

They really should do this in every store. That's adorable AND a good cause.

I once dated a Russian guy who used to go to the club and pick up chicks with his dad, just like Bieber supposedly does. The relationship didn't last very long.

"she inhaled a large portion of rich spinach and artichoke dip" in a restaurant, then "called a waitress over and asked for ribs — and looked crushed when the perplexed server told her they don't have them."

You know what killed my father? His doctor's insistence that if he'd just exercise and lose some weight, his back would stop hurting so much. Every visit he had the conversation "But it hurts so much, I can't exercise" and the doctor saying "just push through it!"

I don't see "real women have curves" as promoting obesity over thinness. Is it problematic, yes. I personally don't espouse that view. But no one is saying BEING FAT IS BETTER THAN BEING SKINNY.

What if we made being fat illegal? Would that satisfy you? Your relatives would learn to be thin if we locked them up in prison until they reformed.

I've seen all the things you've mentioned, but there is also a movement toward embracing obesity as good, and better than thinness.

As a med student, I know better than to try to consume 60 shots of espresso in one sitting.

Simply being fat won't kill you, though, any more than being thin will result in eternal life.

Constipation?

I just think about the customers who ordered after her. I don't go to Starbucks very often, but when I do, I always get stuck behind the people with the most complicated, ridiculous orders. Same deal at Cold Stone.

As a former SBUX employee, I would have hated this lady if I had to make her drink. As for the drink, NO THANKS!

"Starbucks has not endorsed the drink and has said that a Frappuccino should never come in a container larger than 24 oz., which is still about 24 oz. too many."

But why?!?!?

Here is some reading that might help you to understand why fat is not in and of itself a health problem.

If you want to learn, why not Google "fat acceptance" and see what it's all about it. Because they cover all your "concerns." Must you demand education on the spot? Or do you have some weird version of the internet that doesn't come with search engines?

Because mental health is also important. If you begin to believe your body is okay, then you can actively begin to treat it better. Whether or not a person stays the same size after said realization is not the point. That person becomes healthier in general, which is the point. Healthy outlooks lead to better health…

There's a lot to unpack here, because you've got a lot of things wrong (for starters, fat is not synonymous with unhealthy - I know several women who are much bigger than I am and can lap me multiple times running). But I don't think this is the place to troll about this. There is a very clear double standard…