Verrrrrrrrrrrrry few people (in a non-ceremonial way, that is) can pull off the septum piercing and not look fucking ridiculous. FKA is one of them.

Just as I hope my fucking pedophile grandfather who molested me is in hell right now, I hope this scum-fuck lives out his days in hell and then dies and goes to a similar place. Fucking life-ruining pieces of shit.

I love her. I just love her and her music so much. I have been listening to her new album before and after work since Monday and it articulates so much of what I'm going through as a woman in my 30's right now - all the goddamn pressure and shit. I love the sex positive messages and her confident independence and body…

First thing I thought of was this dude is one of those Adult Baby fetishists right? The big adult diapers and whatnot?

I'm that person at the bus stop internally freaking the fuck out as someone hands their three year old their iPhone or iPad. I watch in horror as the kid barely hangs on to it. I mean, a child is expensive enough, but if they break that phone then........I clearly have no money and A LOT of OCD/control issues.

YESSSSSSS

OH GOD THAT DRY SKIN SOUND [shudder]

Yep. If you do need reinforcement, then you're not a nice person. Like saying "I'm nice". High chance that you're not.

I actually used to say this prayer to myself after I saw this movie cause similar shit that was happening to Jenny was happening to me, plus some other stuff. I don't go a day without thinking to myself: 'where's the exit to this fucked-up sadistic ride, I want the fuck off...but like, I don't want to kill myself...is…

Save me a seat on the spaceship, I am sick of this piece of shit spinning cesspool run by mutants with no souls.

Thanks so much, I will!

Awesome, thanks! My mom could def. score at this job. She's beautiful, personable, strong, intuitive, protective, hyper-aware of people and her surroundings, trained in several martial arts and has been able to take down on several occasions 200+ lb men. She's def. underestimated in the best way.

MY MOM COULD DO THIS! She's a correctional officer and is hella good at it. I will tell her this. Thanks!

My fave is Win Again. I like a lot of the album and can't listen to other songs for person reasons but I am enjoying Nicki's new shit a lot.

I have that. I swear I can hear every single fucking thing at intense ear-shattering levels and it is exhausting to deal with. I tried to listen to this and just could not. I cannot. Complete silence is hard for me to achieve because I can always hear things, even when it is 100% quiet.

Thanks! She's a warrior mom with the biggest heart of solid gold and I'm not saying that cause she's my mom. She is truly an angel (a funny, often sarcastic, bad puns and dirty jokes angel lol). Your mom sounds like mine, go warrior angel moms!

I have a lot of sympathy for her, I really do. I have sympathy for anyone who struggles with a mental illness. It is fucking exhausting.

My mom looked exactly like that with my brother. She gave birth to his ten pound body and he is now 6'4". She said that if she hadn't primed her body by giving birth to my sister and I first she said she doesn't know what would have happened, given that she gave birth naturally with no drugs with him.…

Not gonna lie, this was my face reading that tweet (less evil face at the end tho, more smirky-face mid-gif):

HELLLLLLLLS YES was my first reaction.