This article is more of the same bullshit but the comments are on point.

Riiight?! I am 100% confident she could carry my dead-weight body out of a burning building. Carry on Brooke, carry on xo

LOLOL yesssss. Also pickles are a constant craving of mine so I'd say I've been pregnant for approx. 30 years

She sends Ryan out in the middle of the night for organic hand-churned pumpkin-flavoured ice cream and small-batch pickles.

The way he bursts forth at the beginning! What a sweet pup!

This comment made my day. Like cockroaches, they'll be the only assholes to survive a fall-out.

Yep. I already do. I'm already 100% over their antics of trying to make me feel like an old bag of diseased back-shelf shit for not looking like a fetus ("get youthful skin today!" "look younger so he won't fuck his secretary!", "burn 2 layers of your skin off so someone will love you!"), but making up BS science to…

I actually think we're expected to love and cherish their tiny dicks more. Ya m'kay

I had one experience with a micro dick. I didn't laugh at it but I did laugh at him because he was ironically the cockiest (pun very much intended) asshole I've ever met in my life.

I look at Aidan and all I see is Max from United States of Tara. I am SO okay with that.

I am completely okay with that :)

Both cats are Scottish Folds, noted for their folded-down ears

I think Meredith is more adorably crotchety and a loner who hates people (me, basically) and Olivia is like the cute younger sister who is out-going chill. Sooooo, me and my younger sister lol.

Not at all! Use away! It leaves little to no room for further conversation.

I prefer your theory. I don't even know why I keep clicking on Taylor Swift articles on this website. They love to shit all over Taylor Swift. #BORINGANDSAD

I'm always so grateful for the people who wear their ugliness on the outside so at least I don't have to waste my precious time figuring it out.

I love this post and all the comments because when I hear some shitheel has written a "manual" for harassing women I die a little inside. But when we turn it on its head with posts like this, I am revived. Thank you xo

I recently looked a bro in the eyes and said "I'm married to my cat" and went back to my book. He laughed nervously and whatever drivel was coming out of his mouth trailed off and he eventually walked away to his next victim. I'm going to use that more.

"20 miles of hard road" comes to mind

Dude has no teeth right? RIGHT?!