I follow straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/ and the submissions are horrifying. The disgusting pattern I've started noticing on the time-stamped texts is that a lot of the shitty fucking comments are texted before 9AM. Nine fucking AM. The only thing I want inside of me before noon is a cup of coffee. No one cares…

I agree. There's nothing deep or real about these people and anyone who is all "this is true love!" is deluded. He has a dolly called "Kim" and he dresses her up and trots her around. Kimye is a fucking Koons exhibit. And I have a feeling that his heart belongs to Riccardo Tisci.

That's one of the reasons why most people breed. However, creativity isn't limited to the arts; creative thinking applies as well. Like another commenter on here (Woundup_Penguin), you can set up a scholarship as a legacy!

I adore you for this picture. That episode was the freaking best. "Right in my Flinstone!"

I like that idea!

Thank fuck you can do that with art or a novel or any other number of creative acts.

I hate this world and am not planning on subjecting someone else to it if I can help it.

100% Accurate.

FUCKING LARRY. Ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WHOA.

And call it Barbie Dream House: Fight Club Style

I'm a 99, 'cause I have that many problems with the 1-10 rating scale. FUCK DAT.

Also 1-10 is rather limited...like their emaciated brains.

Here's Adele saying 'fanks' 'cause it's the best way to thank someone ;)

The only crotch that matters!

Uggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I used to frequent this one Starbucks near my old work and it was in an affluent neighbourhood nearest a middle school so all of these rich kids would flock there on their break to spend their parent's money just as I was going to work and no kidding, I'd get fucking…

What does it feel like? What happens?

I KNOW! When I hear about stuff like this, or like how that person left their contacts in and it ate up their eyeballs, I'm just like "whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy".

It's fucking old and tired and boring, if it weren't so offensive.

Fat is not ok