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Right in her Fred Flinstone LOLOLOL I forgot about that line...I'm pissed it got cancelled. Krysten Witter was PERFECT in that role.

Thanks! It's from my favorite episode of "Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23"

You know what we need less of? These whiny shit stains.

Here's something annoying and useless: a guy called and left a message on the main line at work which I have the pleasure of checking every day. He went on for 106 seconds talking in circles, bitching about his life which had nothing to do with anything, then didn't leave a name or phone number. NO ONE NEEDS THAT.

I've trained my mom to not leave a voice mail but to just let it ring then hang up because my phone leaves a missed call alert and that's just damn efficient. Ain't nobody got time for voice mail.

Voicemails should be dead, but your mom is still leaving you long-winded one-sided conversations — and you probably listen because you love her.

Good parenting! I wish my parents were more protective and aware of what was going on between the bullying at school and the abuse with my grandfather. Might not have the PTSD to wade through today :(

I wish we had Parent's Day. It wouldn't be so laden with disappointment and pain.

Father's Day is an incredibly painful day for me since my own father is...well, I'll just leave all that nastiness out of here, so I've started celebrating Father's Day by wishing my mum a Happy Father's Day. I started it just yesterday instead of mulling over all the ways I fucking wish I had a father like everyone

Yep! A 21 year old male troll. Total waste of time engaging him. But I'm content to star other people's comments :)

While a lot of these replies are awesome, yours is grade-A, sums everything up really well and thus I salute you :)

I wished my mom a happy father's day yesterday because she was the mom and the dad. My father is still alive but he's like a phantom drifting in and out of our lives when he sees fit. To me he just donated some DNA that I'd really rather give back for more of my mom's DNA and her last name.

Man, all those self-defense skills I have coupled with the fact that I stabbed an attacker in the thigh with a fork is just not getting me the respect I deserve these days!

Yep. A lot of the time it encourages them, angers them further and then there's the one's who get off on it.

This is why we need to stop telling little girls and boys that they MUST hug an adult stranger, family member or friend on command simply because it's "rude" to refuse those advances.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

UUUGHHHH it's the worst sex ever. The worst. And I like a little rough sex but pounding into someone as if they're just a hole for your own release is neither rough, nor sex. Makes me barf a little thinking about all the bad sex I've had with guys who thought they were Don Juan. Basic Sexing 101 = 9 shallow, 1 deep.

That is also true lol

LOLOLOLOLOL