I agree! I liken the date to hanging out with your most boring, uptight uncle. It was painful. The entire date, all I wanted to do was watch true crime with my best friend and do bong hits. Which is what I did right after the date. While laughing hysterically.

YES! Whenever someone delivers that bullshit about plus size couture being hard to make, I just reply, "then they're not very good at what they do." Like, fuck off with your pathetic excuses.

Did LDR say that? I expect that from her actually. Her lyrics (the obsessive, "I'm nothing without you" stuff) are pretty unhealthy to listen to. I can listen to them now as an adult and know that they are unhealthy but I can't imagine listening to them as a young person. Especially the young person I was, who…

Thanks! It's from my favorite "Don't Trust The B- In Apartment 23" episode called "Fox Paris" or "Paris". It's damn hilarious and I watch it A LOT. It also showcases my life's theme song at the end of the episode, " 718" by Fannypack (check that shit out, I live for it!).

Seriously, I am in lesbians with you lol

But now I kind of want to meet this guy, get him to fall in love with me, and then break his tiny little heart. Because I'm sometimes a terrible person, and I'm okay with that.

DUUUUUDE, I legit went on a shiteous date with this guy who tried to instruct me on how to write a better profile. His "instructions" consisted of making myself more "quirky" like "Jessica Day".

Do you mean the "Zooey Deschanel/Manic Pixie Dream Girl" Tinder?

The first time I realized I was able to physically defend myself was when my mom's abusive, alcoholic ex-boyfriend cornered me and trapped me against the basement door when I was 16 and I stabbed him in the thigh with the fork I was holding. Up until then I had been physically abused by a bunch of boys for the…

This is my reaction to this grade-A goodness:

I concur! I'm going to start doing my demon voice. It's not as good as hers but still plenty scary.

No doubt! It's amazing what can be achieved with anxiety/fear-based determination. Thank you small-minded a-holes for my awesome life!

Yep, pretty much. We survived our exile from the community by hanging out with the draft-dodging hippie community a couple of towns over (I grew up on a couple communes). Thank god for counterculture and pockets of "alternative" folks who welcome everyone.

Wow, good for you! And I completely agree, mountains are a wonderful support. I hope to move to the mountains one day :)

Did you get out? I graduated from high school and left the next day never to return. I moved to Ottawa then Toronto where I currently reside. I miss the country only for the quiet and clean air, but not the polluted beliefs.

Thanks! Oh ya definitely. I live in Toronto right now and it's a perfect place to be myself.

Filthy? Jaysus. I can't even with these "people".

Scott's redeemable quality is that he totally takes the piss out of Kim AND Kris and I love that. So much.

I used to find him hilarious and on point but lately he's taking his "pass" card and getting way out of hand.

No one ever said all Canadian are progressive. Small towns in Canada are similar to small towns in the US. For the most part Canada is progressive but small towns are harder to infiltrate and change. I come from a fucking small-ass town (legit 200 people live there, no joke and they're all white) and you will either…